Funny Kids!

Viv and I are shopping at Once upon a child. . . huge new location-lots of hiding places and one naughty 2 year old. I feel like a broken record-vivcomeherevivcomeherevivcomehere-. I say "colleen-vivian come here NOW!" Sweet as sugar she walks up to me and says, "mommy me not colleen-vivian, me just Vivian." to which the store associates laugh.

After jumping rope for 30 minutes I say while walking to the bathroom, "WOW! My armpits are ST-ink-Y!" Sweet little Korbin is sitting nearby, looks up at me with full dimples flashing and says, "Mine too!!"
"Really?? How can such a sweetie pie be stinky?"
"W E LLLLLL. . . . First I take off my shoes and put them by the heater. Then I turn the heater on and take off my socks. I put them in my armpits for like. . umm..20 minutes. When my shoes are nice and hot and stinky I put the socks down and stick my shoes in the my armpits. Then I pt my armpits over the heater so they get REALLY sweaty. Then I put cars in them and run around for a super long time. "
I am laughing now and tears are falling down my face. He has the attention of both his older sisters and Aidan is laughing so hard I am afraid he may not survive.
"What on earth would possess you to that?"
He shrugs and is statrting to be a little embarrased bythe hysteria his confession has brought. "I thought we were going to wrestling"
uhhhh...ok.
"Korbin, why do you stink up your armpits for wrestling?" I say trying to be calm and rational.
"because dad says too."
Yes, of course. I need to talk to Big Daddy about that one. FYI-bring your own hot cars over to play dates. you never know where ours have been.