Why?

. . . is the milk never returned to the fridge?

. . . empty your backpack and leave all its contents on the floor?

. . . put mittens in the basket when the floor next to it is more convenient?

. . .set the alarm for 5:30 when you have no intention of waking up til 6:30?

. . . wave me thru when you Mr Left Turn are blocking the only lane open?

. . . make your bed when it is just going to get messy again?

. . . fold laundry when you can just rifle through the piles(mountains?)?

. . . shovel the walks if it is still snowing?

. . . hang your coat up when you could just drop it on the floor?

. . . walk on the path mom shoveled when you could tromp through the drifts?

. . . put your shoes away in the same spot where you could easily find them?

. . . paint your nails if your going to do dishes?

. . . take a shower if you just had a bath on Sunday(it's Friday)?

. . . talk when you can yell?

. . . get along when you can nit-pick?

. . . put your bowl in the sink when mom could do it?

. . . sit inside when you could guarantee front seat by waiting in the car 30 min early?

. . .put toys away when you'll just play with them later?

. . . be a parent when you could be sane???